January 2012
90 posts
thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
December 2011
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WE'RE WIZARDS, WE'LL PARTY FOREVER
aproperroman:
beawesomenotpaper:
leadandparchment:
THIS
NIGHT
WILL
NEVER
END
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Reblog if you bite or lick your lips... A LOT.
4eyedblonde:
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theantigovernor asked: here i go / mumblring
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robin-pucking-goodfellow asked: 6, 18
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antigone-spit asked: 1, 15, 36, 48 HUP HUP
gerilee asked: ✂æ♡❁✓☹☀♬♧☆☮ i hope this is all the signs because I want you to do all the signs.
53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
Instructions: You should know these by now.
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
Please ask as many as you want anon or not. I need distraction right now
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“And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn’t really change the fact...”
– The Perks of Being a Wallflower, by Stephen Chbosky (via thalitakumi)
I just saw a Facemash
and i was ready to unfollow the person who posted it, but it was effyeahnerdfighters…. Katie… Why….?
Send me the sign and I will do it.
✂: Share one of the hardest moments in your life.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
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so many dairy related puns
aproperroman:
wutangflan:
we really should know butter
Ugh. These are so cheesy. Just grate!
I don’t really like this pun chain so far. I can’t believe it’s not better.
it's like buses
trickstering:
you wait a year and a half for new Sherlock and then four clips come along at once
FUCKING BUSES
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runalovegood:
awordnerd:
boobs-radley said: 1. authors have little to no say wrt when books are published, that’s mostly all the publishers. 2. any place that will get you tfios before the release date is doing so illegally.
I meant the day he’d planned on it coming out, not necessarily the day he wanted it to come out. I got an email from B&N saying I’d get it mailed here by the 27th;...
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valerie2776:
rygaud:
crisch:
Come On Eileen...
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christmasturkeywithstuffington:
If I had a nickel for every time someone didn’t like something I posted on my own blog and felt the need to come tell me about it in my ask box I would have several nickels and I would shove all of them up your butts
butt darts
christmasturkeywithstuffington:
Urg I’m closer to Times Square than I ever like to be.
Why couldn’t Steve Merchant have played The Bowery.
haha i was thinking about how great it was that you didn’t tell me times square was close to where i was. so on my way to penn station i accidentally found it and quickly ran
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[12/16/11] Katie "Hagrid" Twyman: What are your favorite things that Catitude does
[12/16/11] blaze {suchducks}: converting sunlight into energy
[12/16/11] ~ktentacles~: those are plants
[12/16/11] blaze {suchducks}: oh
[12/16/11] blaze {suchducks}: isn;t that what you said?
